For all the Blogging fans of the CPC this is just to let you know he has set up another that’s right two official Blogs for his escapades’ just to see if which is easier for the general public to use well the general public being the elite few who understand about the C.P.C for only those will know how the access the Top Secret information that the C.P.C possesses but fans the information may be posted on both pages so be sure to check out spaces.msn.com/firebomb so as to see what has lead up to the creation of the C.P.C but if you can’t access that info just let me know in my comments on the new Official Blog of the C.P.C end streaming transmission.
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THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 AND 3:00 PM, YESTERDAY.
An unusual and awesome eclipse of the sun- also known as a solar eclipse -took place which lasted an
entire hour during a certain incident in Turkey. Three Tourguides who called themselves the Coalition Of Bimstone (not brimstone) had been hired to take a
group of Monks (who said they were of a secret religious order whose
sole purpose was to uphold the historicity of the scriptures) up the slopes of a mountain known to locals as Agri Dagh- the Mountain of Pain -on which heights are said the remarkably intact remains of Noah's Ark exist. The vibes sent by
the spirit of these Monks were so
easily detected by the Tourguides,
who realized too late to cancel the
venture that the true identity and
intentions of these were much more
sinister. The Mountain of Pain was
becoming more appropriately named as the Tourguides realized these
Monks were in fact atheists intent
on disproving the Bible or destroying the Ark to hide the truth. Wicked sin! The sharp eye of
the one called Biv darted from one Monk to the other, then to his two comrades to alert them of the fishy
business he had a feeling of:
the Monks were armed with weaponry
which could more than finish off he
and his Tourguide pals. In broad daylight, on the part of the vast mountain they now acended, there was scarce any place for hiding.
Then there was this avalanche up ahead, a good deal of distance from
them all, beyond causing them any
harm, but it created rushing clouds
of dust. At this, Yanni saw that
there was opportunity to at least
place distance between the murderous and blasphemous imposters
by escaping into the obscurring dust, so he merely said "Let's split!" and the three Tourguides took swift to their heels, kicking up dust all the more. "There's no
where to go, dude!" cried Aninae as
they slid and dashed and leapt across the steep and uneven, unsturdy terrain of the slope. The avalanche was yet in progress as they ran, but fearless Yanni said:
"Into the rock slide-they'd be crazy to follow us into that!" "This will be the end of the
C.O.B.!" warned Biv, to which Yanni
replied:"Then let it be an expeditious end to remember!!"
As the sound of gunfire behind them began to make them leap and roll for cover, the air grew dark as if the dust in the air had suddenly become ash. After rolling for quite some time down the hill,
the Tourguides came to their halt some distance from eachother as they grasped onto sturdy objects.
"It's an eclipse!" cried Yanni to the others. Indeed, it was true, and they could see the moon disc creeping across the face of the sun
above! They could also see the shadowy forms of the false Monks, looking in confusion for their would-be victims. "Roy" said Aninae as he crept over to join the regroup "what tipped you off about those guys?" "Yeah, what's going on?" Yanni asked. Roy's gaze remained trained on the enemy so far above on the top of the ridge.
"Nuances" said Roy G. Biv simply.
"The little mannerisms one tends to be associated with or prone to by virtue of their particular occupation. These guys were way to hyper and talkative and friendly to be Monks. Oh, yeah, and they were carrying guns under those dutty brown tunics of theirs." Then
there came a most mysterious, yet welcome surprise in the form of a voice. The source of this voice was
beyond their skill or just their
experience to detect, as they had no electronic devices on their persons (that THEY were aware of).
"The C.P.C. welcomes you to his little game" said the voice, turning all their heads. The second time sent them all fumbling through their gear and clothes to see where the source was. "The C.P.C. assures you that you will not find the cause of this transmission, inasmuch as he desires this to be the case, inasmuch as he doesn't want your enemies to be able to know it either. The less you know, the less your enemies CAN know." "Yo!"
said Roy "we've often heard of your interference in things not expected or foreseen" "And yet the C.P.C. remains unseen and is no fortune-teller" said the voice of the C.P.C. "expecting all and anticipating nothing, thanks to the gift of voluntary forgetfulness
that he sometimes puts to use in
the aid of his comrades." At such
words the Tourguides exchanged
expressions of impressivity and
knew that they had someone in their
corner who was acquainted with the
skills, but then Aninae said "Dude,
I noticed one of the Monks was missing from their ranks shrtly before that conveniently timed rock slide...he could be onto us"
"Oh he IS," said the voice of the C.P.C. "but he was NO Monk; for the C.P.C. takes on any disguise but never assumes the identity of that disguise, and what's more....
the C.P.C. is on your side. Now, y'all need to get back on track, for the fake Monks know the location of the life-saing vessel of our holy ancestors. The C.P.C. sees need to impede, are we agreed?" "We're already there!" said Yanni TG. Up and scampering across the slope with C.O.B. The eclipse ensured the capacity for stealth in their movements. In short, they infiltrated the ranks of the infidels, swiped something of their ill-intended explosive material, and sent them back down the mountain strapped to toboggins made from their own tackle and gear
in an avalanche made of those same
explosives! The C.P.C. notified the Tourguides that he had alerted the authorities that these Monk-impersonators were in fact terrorists, and the authorities caught them near the base of the mountain, whilst the C.O.B. and the C.P.C. disappeared into the realms of covert obscurity....
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