The Enemy Has Struck!

This is a public service announcement to let everyone know that the C.P.C has been infiltrated by some unknown biohazard. The biohazard has attacked his esophagus causing discomfort and acute pain to this region. The unknown toxin be it synthetic or natural toxin like those found in scorpions’ venom and in spiders, as well as in bee stings. This toxin what ever it may be seems to leave its victims in a sense in perfect capacity to function except for the annoying pain it leaves in the throat. When the toxin is mixed with dry air it causes the victim to cough. This is not a ordinary cough it is a painful hacking type of cough similar to a dry heave or the child hood dieses known as Croup to a lesser sense. The C.P.C at the first sign of infiltration proceeded to fight this internal toxin with remedies like gargling antiseptic mouth wash and drinking lots of liquids these things started to help yet as night took and then the meeting the affects of the toxin started to take their full effect. It took some time but he did finally make it to the meeting but as soon as he entered the door he came to the realization that who ever caused this insertion of the toxin in his larynx had almost won so after being like an hour and a half late he made up his mind that he wasn’t going to miss the meeting so for a quick fix he rushed off to local CVS he spoke to the pharmacist and was able to get a lozenge with mentho-cane in it to numb the pain. Oh no it seems to be affecting the brain so I’m going to retire for not and ill pas on your messages to the C.P.C